i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
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somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
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he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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