Slut skills are useful in every country.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
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On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
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We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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