this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
50% drunk capacity currently
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
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He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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