i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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