i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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