sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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