break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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