it wasn't lemon gatorade
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
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Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
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Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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