their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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