Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
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Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
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My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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