dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Im just a social blackout drinker.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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