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  Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.

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