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(516): View more from New York

He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.

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(516): He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home. http://tfl.nu/ewc8

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(559): View more from California

my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.

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(559): my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment. http://tfl.nu/sp0b

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(303): View more from Colorado

And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?

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That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence

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(303): And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open? (1-303): That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence http://tfl.nu/qwl7

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(248): View more from Michigan

I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"

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(248): I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train" http://tfl.nu/x0cf

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(480): View more from Arizona

he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!

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so its atleast an 8 for creativity.

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(480): he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?! (602): so its atleast an 8 for creativity. http://tfl.nu/ungw

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.

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(403): so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them. http://tfl.nu/j4fw

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out

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(918): We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out http://tfl.nu/vv84

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.

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(732): Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered. http://tfl.nu/wcxh

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow

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As in ill only blow him next week

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(403): I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow (403): As in ill only blow him next week http://tfl.nu/dd9t

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.

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(+44): I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode. http://tfl.nu/646n

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(205): View more from Alabama

They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now

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(205): They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now http://tfl.nu/ocyi

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(925): View more from California

Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.

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(925): Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis. http://tfl.nu/pfu8

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(925): View more from California

But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point

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(925): But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point http://tfl.nu/knq2

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(513): View more from Ohio

We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.

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(513): We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit. http://tfl.nu/qhz6

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(913): View more from Kansas

I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off

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(913): I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off http://tfl.nu/aizm

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