ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
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adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.