butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
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My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
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Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Randomize
