I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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