The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
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I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
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We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize