He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
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it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
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I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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