Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
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Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
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Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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