I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
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And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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