Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
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I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
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Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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