I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
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let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
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IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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