As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
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how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
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You've changed since you got that strap on
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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