just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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