I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
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I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
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He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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