Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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