We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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