We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
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We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
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She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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