I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
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Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
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He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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