his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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