The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Randomize