maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
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the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
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Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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