these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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