he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
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Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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