I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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