Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
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New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
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What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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