what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
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