its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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