I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
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