So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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