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(773): View more from Illinois

Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"

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(212): View more from New York

She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.

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(540): View more from Virginia

Me. At least after what I've been through.

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(314): View more from Missouri

i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina

(804): View more from Virginia

not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?

(856): View more from New Jersey

Right after we had the just friends talk..

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(513): View more from Ohio

just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America

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(912): View more from Georgia

Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?

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(815): View more from Illinois

It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.

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