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(212): View more from New York

Your dad touched me again.

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(909): View more from California

yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face

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(847): View more from Illinois

why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.

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(757): View more from Virginia

My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think

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(208): View more from Idaho

His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities

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(613): View more from Ontario

Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?

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