I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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