Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize
