party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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