A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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