You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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