I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
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$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
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He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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