did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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