oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Randomize
