on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
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I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
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They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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