wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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