I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
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Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
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Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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