2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
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don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
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You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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