the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
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Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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