is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
