YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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