that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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