hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
You smell like a Billy Joel song
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Randomize