Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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