my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Dear god my vagina.
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