some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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