wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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